Re: Comic relief...
Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi
Got this from my facebook account
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A BOY
A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone
While a MAN is confident enough to say
"Baby can you answer that for me"!!
A BOY runs the streets & chill with his friends
While a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future!
A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman
A MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn't promised!
A BOY has pride after arguments
A MAN has heart & emotions
A BOY beats on his woman
A MAN massages & caresses his woman!
A BOY will Tell his friends n people he meets how BAD his Woman his
A MAN will say nice things About his Woman cos he knows NOBODY is Perfect
A BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong
A MAN acknowledges his woman's hard work n over look her errors!
A BOY tells his woman she is sexy
A MAN tells his woman she is beautiful!
A BOY thinks all domestic jobs are 4 women
A MAN helps his Woman both @ home n outside
A BOY thinks all the MEN who comment on a girl's PIXwrite up is her BOYFriend
A MAN knows that a beautiful lady must have admirers but she can't date all
A BOY loves ABORTION
A MAN loves CHILDREN
A BOY envy his Woman
A MAN support his WOMAN
A BOY don't take care of his Woman but still want her to look GOOD
A MAN takes care of his Woman cos he knows if he doesn't another MAN will do it
A BOY lie @ all times
A MAN tells the TRUTH n Beg 4 forgiveness if Need be
A BOY is always fighting
A MAN makes PEACE
A BOY will read this & think this is about him
A MAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what he needs to fix in his relationship.
A boy wets the eyes of his woman, where does a man wet?
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