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Old 17th November 2012, 05:14 AM
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Bad market for 419er subdued by Ayo.
Excerpt:
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in the UK that could be calling?
(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a trap…)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know any Johnson in UK)
(Thinking it's a break, the fraudster swallows the bait)
Mr. 419: Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially?
(Ayo now certain it's a scam, decides to punish him verbally and financially. He had the time that morning so he was going to help him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni e o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his death? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you.
Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I didn’t hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. I hope you heard your mama has leprosy too or you didn't hear about that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying himself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue…
Ayo: (breaking in before he begins his story) Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o (you offended me). I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? Do want me to curse you too like your father did? I don’t have his kind of patience o! I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Epe buruku niun se fun o! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on you)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important.
Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419?
(PHONE CUTS)
LWKMD.Enjoy your weekend;
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