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[horlads]

Originally Posted by manemi

Broses. I have about 10m to hold for about 2 months until a payment deadline tied to an ETA. What money market instrument would you advice me to park the money in? Thanks as usual.

I can assist in structuring a t-bill linked instrument or another form of deposit. Check you PM for my contact details

[knightofdelta]

Originally Posted by horlads

I can assist in structuring a t-bill linked instrument or another form of deposit. Check you PM for my contact details

Oga Manemi, Chief Horlads don beat me to it...

[Waves]

Originally Posted by cashrules

I would have said TBills but since you said its only for 60days then I no sabi O!!
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Where KOD, Waves, Hispy99 and all the big boiz for finance world?

Why are you mentioning me, retired recharge card seller, in the same line with Certified Financial Analysts. You know sabi say shoe dey get size?

This reminds me of an incidence involving my friend. While he was doing his MBA abroad, he visited his illiterate uncle back in the village. His uncle asked him what he wanted do after graduation. He told the uncle that he wanted to be a 'Financial Adviser'. The uncle did not understand. So the young man told him his job will entail advising rich people. The uncle could not stop laughing. The uncle asked the young man why any rich man will want the advice of someone who himself does not have money and why the young man, if he has such business acumen, will not concentrate on making his own money rather than advising someone. Hard to explain somethings.

[Felz]

Originally Posted by Felz

Please what is an ETA?

Poverty no good oh! See as people no answer my question. Or could the ETA mean estimated time of arrival?

[nosa2]

Originally Posted by Waves

Why are you mentioning me, retired recharge card seller, in the same line with Certified Financial Analysts. You know sabi say shoe dey get size?

This reminds me of an incidence involving my friend. While he was doing his MBA abroad, he visited his illiterate uncle back in the village. His uncle asked him what he wanted do after graduation. He told the uncle that he wanted to be a 'Financial Adviser'. The uncle did not understand. So the young man told him his job will entail advising rich people. The uncle could not stop laughing. The uncle asked the young man why any rich man will want the advice of someone who himself does not have money and why the young man, if he has such business acumen, will not concentrate on making his own money rather than advising someone. Hard to explain somethings.

But the uncle was right

[nosa2]

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[cashrules]

Originally Posted by Felz

Poverty no good oh! See as people no answer my question. Or could the ETA mean estimated time of arrival?

Abeg Gurus...make una helep thins Oga naa

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by manemi
Broses. I have about 10m to hold for about 2 months until a payment deadline tied to an ETA. What money market instrument would you advice me to park the money in? Thanks as usual.

Originally Posted by horlads
I can assist in structuring a t-bill linked instrument or another form of deposit. Check you PM for my contact details

Originally Posted by knightofdelta

Oga Manemi, Chief Horlads don beat me to it...

This one wey una dey rush the guy money like this, are you sure you really want to make money for him(during the 2 months period) or una wan use the money take make money for una own firm through fees and other charges(though still making money for the guy).

[cashrules]

Originally Posted by Oracle

This one wey una dey rush the guy money like this, are you sure you really want to make money for him(during the 2 months period) or una wan use the money take make money for una own firm through fees and other charges(though still making money for the guy).

Which firm u dey talk about? I think KOD tell us say him don sack him Oga for FCMB go abuja to manage our External Reserves as a Private Equity person.... Which Firm Oga Horlads dey represent???? hope say no be one Maddof kind of coy o?

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by Felz

Poverty no good oh! See as people no answer my question. Or could the ETA mean estimated time of arrival?

ETA na three(3) for yoruba language!

Originally Posted by manemi
Broses. I have about 10m to hold for about 2 months until a payment deadline tied to an ETA. What money market instrument would you advice me to park the money in? Thanks as usual.

So if Oga manemi has 10m to hold for about 2 months and the payment deadline tied to ETA, then the giver of the loan is a yoruba man who must have told him that it shouldn't exceed 3(ETA) months!

Ha ha ha ha

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by cashrules

Which firm u dey talk about? I think KOD tell us say him don sack him Oga for FCMB go abuja to manage our External Reserves as a Private Equity person.... Which Firm Oga Horlads dey represent???? hope say no be one Maddof kind of coy o?

I believe they are both financial asset manager working for a firm. So they need the fees and charges while still making money for him.

[solo66]

Originally Posted by nosa2

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You don't need to be told so. If stock markets were efficient, no one would grow rich playing the stock market game. That would have been a more hopeless life.

[knightofdelta]

Originally Posted by Waves

Why are you mentioning me, retired recharge card seller, in the same line with Certified Financial Analysts. You know sabi say shoe dey get size?

This reminds me of an incidence involving my friend. While he was doing his MBA abroad, he visited his illiterate uncle back in the village. His uncle asked him what he wanted do after graduation. He told the uncle that he wanted to be a 'Financial Adviser'. The uncle did not understand. So the young man told him his job will entail advising rich people. The uncle could not stop laughing. The uncle asked the young man why any rich man will want the advice of someone who himself does not have money and why the young man, if he has such business acumen, will not concentrate on making his own money rather than advising someone. Hard to explain somethings.

Una well done o. Oga Waves go dey pose as if say e be one recharge card seller for street with MTN umbrella over him head dey hussle for hold up to sell hundred hundred naira MTN card.

Oga Oracle go don pose as if say e be one of those guys wey dey wear dirty blue overall hold tester and plier for hand dey fix old machines for railway corporation who never collect salary for the past 8 months.

Yet dem dey break down complex issues for SMN as if say na moi moi.

Una well done oh.

[horlads]

Originally Posted by knightofdelta

Oga Manemi, Chief Horlads don beat me to it...

My Bros, no vex, I think say you don leave the business for we d small boys...I go pay homage some day soon....

Originally Posted by cashrules

Which firm u dey talk about? I think KOD tell us say him don sack him Oga for FCMB go abuja to manage our External Reserves as a Private Equity person.... Which Firm Oga Horlads dey represent???? hope say no be one Maddof kind of coy o?

KOD still has his links within the industry. structuring a deal is just a phone call away....

My firm is duly registered by SEC as a Fund Manager. Funny though, if you are not convenient with handing over your cash to the firm I work for, I can still structure d deal through one of the commercial banks...It doesn't matter as long as I get my fees and I get him a decent return...

Originally Posted by Oracle

I believe they are both financial asset manager working for a firm. So they need the fees and charges while still making money for him.

Of course, We sef go send pikin go school na.... You rub my back, I scratch your own...no be so he be?

We'll earn some fees and get him what he wants...after all, you don't expect me to hustle for free....

[horlads]

Originally Posted by knightofdelta

Una well done o. Oga Waves go dey pose as if say e be one recharge card seller for street with MTN umbrella over him head dey hussle for hold up to sell hundred hundred naira MTN card.

Oga Oracle go don pose as if say e be one of those guys wey dey wear dirty blue overall hold tester and plier for hand dey fix old machines for railway corporation who never collect salary for the past 8 months.

Yet dem dey break down complex issues for SMN as if say na moi moi.

Una well done oh.

No mind all of them...make dem dey code for here...

We know who be who...and me I don dey advertise myself....

[cashrules]

Originally Posted by horlads

My Bros, no vex, I think say you don leave the business for we d small boys...I go pay homage some day soon....



KOD still has his links within the industry. structuring a deal is just a phone call away....

My firm is duly registered by SEC as a Fund Manager. Funny though, if you are not convenient with handing over your cash to the firm I work for, I can still structure d deal through one of the commercial banks...It doesn't matter as long as I get my fees and I get him a decent return...



Of course, We sef go send pikin go school na.... You rub my back, I scratch your own...no be so he be?

We'll earn some fees and get him what he wants...after all, you don't expect me to hustle for free....

Oga.. try PM me ur firm and other details..we might do a few things together..

[knightofdelta]

Originally Posted by cashrules

Which firm u dey talk about? I think KOD tell us say him don sack him Oga for FCMB go abuja to manage our External Reserves as a Private Equity person.... Which Firm Oga Horlads dey represent???? hope say no be one Maddof kind of coy o?

Shuo! External reserves ke? I no dey work for CBN oh, abeg oh.

[cashrules]

Originally Posted by knightofdelta

Shuo! External reserves ke? I no dey work for CBN oh, abeg oh.

O boy!! sebi na u take ur mouth yarn us say na ABJ u dey now?

When an Asset manager go Abj...which Asset go carry am go there? If e no be big Asset like External Reserve then wetin e go be???

Ok...now I get!!! na to manage the Amnesty Programme Asset!!

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