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A Chinese Man walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour , get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour , it was the Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies,"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.
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Teacher: Translate the following sentence to Yoruba - "Nigeria Played Iran yesterday"

Student: Naijiria gba Iranu lana
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Teacher: Translate the following sentence to Yoruba - "Nigeria Played Iran yesterday"

Student: Naijiria gba Iranu lana
A guy tells his friend: 'nna, abeg borrow me ya phone. I no get credit and I wan call my babe'His friend obliges. After making d call, d guy says to his friend: 'guy, I believe dis phone die! Na now I sabi why dem de call am smart phone'Curious, his friend asks him: 'yes na smart phone, but wetin make u talk like that?'The guy replies: 'as I dial my babe number for ya phone, d name wey appear na MY LOVE! I come dey wonder how d phone take sabi say na my babe I de call'...
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I be Hispy wife, Mercy... face your work ooo!
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Incredible !! Get Inspired!
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An old woman boarded a bus to lagos from Calabar and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop for me o!" The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off except d driver & d woman. They never knew she didn't know Benin.

After several hours of driving, with lagos close by and Benin about 3 hrs behind,The poor woman then asked; driver you never reach benin? The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 3 hours behind us. the woman started crying "take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"After considering her age, it was agreed, that the driver should turn back to Benin.

On getting to benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed it with water. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go Lagos.
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An old woman boarded a bus to lagos from Calabar and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop for me o!" The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off except d driver & d woman. They never knew she didn't know Benin.

After several hours of driving, with lagos close by and Benin about 3 hrs behind,The poor woman then asked; driver you never reach benin? The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 3 hours behind us. the woman started crying "take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"After considering her age, it was agreed, that the driver should turn back to Benin.

On getting to benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed it with water. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go Lagos.
Hehehehe...I hope say driver give am better slap so that by the time dem reach Lagos, she will need another 2 tablets of panadol from the headache caused by the slap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UdgMEHUdLM#t=212
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Laughter is Good For The Soul…Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion in Church

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Hmmmm.....................U are very right Oga

One should be Inspired and Proud.............To be Nigerian

I have personally put it on my To Do List..............so when I set up a Nigerian Youth Centre Chess and Table Tennis or EGG as they used to call it...............Is Taught and Played in the Curriculum regularly
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•**•Politiconia Soccer in the eye of Nigerians•**•

Nigeria Politics League(NPL) transfer window News...

APC FC are currently bidding for PDP FC's forward Aminu Tambuwal..

Also PDP FC recently signed APC FC's midfielder Nuhu Ribadu and there are rumours going round that LP FC's striker Olusegun Mimiko is undergoing a medical at PDP FC...

APC FC's defender Tom Ikimi has left the club for PDP FC...

Following Rauf Aregbesola's fantastic season at APC FC,the club has decided to let him stay for another season, if the Tribunal court is not going other way sha ooo!

APC FC's striker Kayode Fayemi is yet to be back from injury following the injury he sustained in a super cup final with PDP FC's Ayodele Peter Fayose(Osokomole).

Iyiola Omisore is yet to fully recover during the community shield match with APC FC's Rauf Aregbesola with 2 assistant referees- Senator Isiaka Adeleke and Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola.

Lastly Michael Opeyemi Bamidele who is on loan at LP FC from APC FC has yet to decide his future club since recovering from an injury.

Buhari must be Arsene Wenger, with many seasons without a trophy. He can also sign as over aged player for PDP FC.

Ahmed Moyes Van Gaal Tinubu, has warned people not to spoil APC FC, with claimed that is not a must for him to Coach big club like APC FC.

Accord FC would have been what he can manage, since he is the club owner.

2015 season is expected to be a great and competitive season....

Watch out.
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Interview between a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!
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