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Old 13th June 2014, 10:47 PM
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A Chinese Man walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour , get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour , it was the Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies,"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.
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Teacher: Translate the following sentence to Yoruba - "Nigeria Played Iran yesterday"

Student: Naijiria gba Iranu lana
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A guy tells his friend: 'nna, abeg borrow me ya phone. I no get credit and I wan call my babe'His friend obliges. After making d call, d guy says to his friend: 'guy, I believe dis phone die! Na now I sabi why dem de call am smart phone'Curious, his friend asks him: 'yes na smart phone, but wetin make u talk like that?'The guy replies: 'as I dial my babe number for ya phone, d name wey appear na MY LOVE! I come dey wonder how d phone take sabi say na my babe I de call'...
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