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Old 5th May 2015, 09:22 AM
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From Yahoo APNewsBreak: Marine general chosen Joint Chiefs chairman


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"The Ballad of George W. Bush"

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush,
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about,
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale,
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk,
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam,
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred,
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored,
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be,"
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late,
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls,"
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in,
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation,
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

THE BUSH/CHENEY HALLIBURTONS!!!



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You guys just made my day
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Old 13th May 2015, 01:18 PM
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Here's a little advice to all men who want long, happy marriages.

Create a working formula on decision making and because you are the man and the head of the house, take decisions on bigger issues whereas your wife decides on smaller issues. Do not interfere in each other's decisions.

Smaller issues like how many kids to have, the neighbourhood to live in, which car you should buy, how much money to save, who, when and where to visit, which sofa, cooker, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not, where to go for holidays, whose mum you should visit etc, etc, should be decided by your wife. Just agree to it.

Your decisions are only for very big issues like whether America should attack Iran, the uranium enrichment in North Korea, whether Britain should lift sanctions against Zimbabwe, how to fully exploit Africa's economic and intellectual potential, whether Cote d'Ivoire has its eyes on Ghana's oil, whether Arsenal needs to buy new players or change their coach, etc, etc.

Your wife will never object to any of these decisions and you will live happily!
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Old 25th May 2015, 02:47 PM
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Fuel scarcity issue...

"Any bus stop #300", and mine is the 1st bus stop...I feel cheated... I'm dropping at the last bus stop..I'll trek back!.
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ViDEO: Another definition of Nigerian Stock Exchange.

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See What A Final Year Student Sent To Us As A Job Application Letter

See What A Final Year Student Sent To Us As A Job Application Letter | News | SCHOOL | Myschool.com.ng

The person will be complaining that there are no jobs in Nigeria.
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A guy attended a wedding. At the wedding reception there was a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach those at the front.

When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, he had already changed his seat to the back. Again, the drink didn't reach him.

The guy was so furious and he stood up to take his leave but then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl.

This time, he tried to be wise by seating at the middle. To his uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where he was seated it got finished again.

Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, not looking at any face... .. BUT then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl that he should pick.. he stretched his hand...

Guess what was in the bowl? **TOOTHPICK.**
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