Tips for healthy living

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Some guys who specialise in the business buy from sailors at Apapa, these guys sell to some highbrow restaurants.

Omo, fear go dey catch me to eat am for any restaurant for 9ja. Cos I will be wondering if they cleaned it very well. You know Octopus,like squids, has ink that they eject to escape and I want to believe there would be a special cleaning/washing for these sea animals.

[bivins1]

Originally Posted by Oracle

Omo, fear go dey catch me to eat am for any restaurant for 9ja. Cos I will be wondering if they cleaned it very well. You know Octopus,like squids, has ink that they eject to escape and I want to believe there would be a special cleaning/washing for these sea animals.

See "Ajegunle" boy dey fear to eat for naija restaurant . Oracle you don lose your "AJ" credibility. if person shout area na you go follow answer . You don fall my hand again .

[laso]

Originally Posted by Oracle

Omo, fear go dey catch me to eat am for any restaurant for 9ja. Cos I will be wondering if they cleaned it very well. You know Octopus,like squids, has ink that they eject to escape and I want to believe there would be a special cleaning/washing for these sea animals.

too much book dey worry u.

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by bivins1

See "Ajegunle" boy dey fear to eat for naija restaurant . Oracle you don lose your "AJ" credibility. if person shout area na you go follow answer . You don fall my hand again .

I dey chop for restaurant but those things wey get poison, I dey fear am well well. You know for 9ja, if them mistakenly serve you that type, dem go tell you:SORRY! But the harm had been done.

I still be area o!

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by laso

too much book dey worry u.

My brother no be too much book o. I just no wan hear SORRY!

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by Oracle

Omo, fear go dey catch me to eat am for any restaurant for 9ja. Cos I will be wondering if they cleaned it very well. You know Octopus,like squids, has ink that they eject to escape and I want to believe there would be a special cleaning/washing for these sea animals.

Octopus na for big boys and foreigners, those Asians and some Europeans patronise these restaurants. You can't be served Octopus just like that, you must specifically ask to be served octopus.

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Octopus na for big boys and foreigners, those Asians and some Europeans patronise these restaurants. You can't be served Octopus just like that, you must specifically ask to be served octopus.

You know say after you don chop chicken, beef, snail, turkey, bush meat tire, you begin look for rare meat like sea cow, octopus, python, crocodile, tiger, cheetah, etc.

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

You know say after you don chop chicken, beef, snail, turkey, bush meat tire, you begin look for rare meat like sea cow, octopus, python, crocodile, tiger, cheetah, etc.

I read about a Chinese restaurant that adds Tiger urine to their secret recipe. This gives their food a peculiar taste and smell.

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

I read about a Chinese restaurant that adds Tiger urine to their secret recipe. This gives their food a peculiar taste and smell.

and aborted foetus is served in Japan. Imagine eating pikin fingers!

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

I read about a Chinese restaurant that adds Tiger urine to their secret recipe. This gives their food a peculiar taste and smell.

Anya's Garden Perfumes: Why does tiger urine smell like basmati rice? Why does the drydown of ground coriander seed smell like bergamot?

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Octopus na for big boys and foreigners, those Asians and some Europeans patronise these restaurants. You can't be served Octopus just like that, you must specifically ask to be served octopus.

Oneday I go take you there make you go drink Tiger urine. Me I go drink zobo!

Dem go get Zobo?

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by Oracle

Oneday I go take you there make you go drink Tiger urine. Me I go drink zobo!

Dem go get Zobo?

Chinese people have some weird foods that are very expensive. They also make tea from the faeces of an animal, this tea is very expensive.

Panda Poop is Used to Make the World's Most Expensive Tea | Geekosystem

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Anya's Garden Perfumes: Why does tiger urine smell like basmati rice? Why does the drydown of ground coriander seed smell like bergamot?

How you go take get the tiger before you get the urine? Hope say no be Tiger woods pee people dey shack? Cos im sef na Tiger!

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by Oracle

How you go take get the tiger before you get the urine? Hope say no be Tiger woods pee people dey shack? Cos im sef na Tiger!

http://www.cwiftp.co.uk/web_files/Ti..._final_v11.pdf



You can see how those Asians are getting the urine, they passes a pipe to the urinary organ, while the animal is in captivity.

[emmanuel ewumi]

Originally Posted by Oracle

How you go take get the tiger before you get the urine? Hope say no be Tiger woods pee people dey shack? Cos im sef na Tiger!

Where do you find tiger urine? - Yahoo! Answers

[emmanuel ewumi]

Tiger Urine For Health - China & Far Eastern Strategic Issues - Pakistani Defence Forum

Chinese people don craze, nothing wey dem no dey drink or eat in China.

[bivins1]

Originally Posted by faithgonuel

Sirs Hispy and Salida, make una stop to put fear for man body this morning...... High BP, Low sperm count, no chpping of Isi-Ewu na Nkwobi!!?
How man wan take enjoy his NSE Diamond Bank loot na??

Oga Goldsun , if i remember a popular saying in the company i use to work for otherwise known as Association of Generally Irresponsible People, it stated and i quote "something must kill a man" . If you like drink or not, if you like smoke gbana or not, if you like Muke or not, we will all die . I have always asked which is a better way to die
A. Die drowning
B. Die in a car accident
C. Die in a fire accident or
D. Die on top of a woman
I also remember a couple of my colleague then, when it was time to leave the field back home , they engaged on Palmy drinking binge just to make their wives believe they didnt do" anything" . So if you want to increase sperm count, instead of dropping 10mls, palmy can make you drop 4 litres of sperm . to further enhance it, try taking some guguru with it and pfizer will run out of the market cos nobody will buy "UVIEGARA" . Pegheneji and KOD can explain that

[bivins1]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Tiger Urine For Health - China & Far Eastern Strategic Issues - Pakistani Defence Forum

Chinese people don craze, nothing wey dem no dey drink or eat in China.

Na im make dem dey smell like piss

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by bivins1

Oga Goldsun , if i remember a popular saying in the company i use to work for otherwise known as Association of Generally Irresponsible People, it stated and i quote "something must kill a man" . If you like drink or not, if you like smoke gbana or not, if you like Muke or not, we will all die . I have always asked which is a better way to die
A. Die drowning
B. Die in a car accident
C. Die in a fire accident or
D. Die on top of a woman
I also remember a couple of my colleague then, when it was time to leave the field back home , they engaged on Palmy drinking binge just to make their wives believe they didnt do" anything" . So if you want to increase sperm count, instead of dropping 10mls, palmy can make you drop 4 litres of sperm . to further enhance it, try taking some guguru with it and pfizer will run out of the market cos nobody will buy "UVIEGARA" . Pegheneji and KOD can explain that

Oga Faith, abeg try buy one popcorn machine put for house!

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by emmanuel ewumi

Chinese people have some weird foods that are very expensive. They also make tea from the faeces of an animal, this tea is very expensive.

Panda Poop is Used to Make the World's Most Expensive Tea | Geekosystem

No be you dey like tea! You don see tea now, you dey run! See tea, drink tea!